Today, I got my copy of The World According To Pretty Toney (the new self-help book written by Ghostface Killah) in the mail. The book comes complete with a companion audio CD (that doesn't feature Trife Da God) where Ghost Deini breaks down the science of life. From girlfriends, to hygiene, to fashion no-nos, to eating on-the-go and a myriad of other real-life issues and topics that concern us as adults.
And who better to shine some light on such touchy subjects than someone as charismatic and outspoken as Ghost? Personally, I wouldn't want to hear about "scrubbing my balls hard" from Prodigy of Mobb Deep. Jeru couldn't tell me nathan 'bout the etiquette of kissing babies*. I could see the Biz or Prince Paul swing this sort of project, though.
Cop it on amazon.com. I got it for cheap, and it came in like two days.
Here's an excerpt from the audio CD:
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*I DJ'ed for a post-Primo Jeru show a year ago. He was drunk and clowning on different folks in the crowd and gave a five minute speech about how he recently started drinking again, and how he loves to mix Henn with Heineken. It was sad and funny at the same time.
damn son, it's ya boy...lemme holla at you...get that green kick ball out cha nose right quick son. that ain't nice. i ain't lettin you step to no broad like that...and on yeah brush ya teef every single day my nigga! brush ya tung while your at it, in fact stick that brush all the way down your throat if you have to and put some listerine at the same time, that shit will burn but dat shit work son. take it from ya boy goldenchyld.
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